A Breakthrough

It's about damn time I came up with a solid idea; a couple in fact. The first, which is in the making, I took from a movie I had recently watched for the first time. You would think I would have thought of The Virgin Suicides sooner but I guess I'm just slow. There is a part in the movie where this girl is telling a story about how she had planned to kill herself by baking some sort of toxic liquid into a pie and then eating it. I thought that was hilarious so I decided to do my own rendition of it. Instead of pie I am trying muffins . . . . lemon poppyseed muffins. I had thought of bread but the round muffin pan seemed more appealing to me. My toxic liquid is Draino, courtesy of my roommate. I am unsure of what shot would look best but I am trying a couple of me baking the muffins(pouring the milk in), licking the spoon, and eating the muffins when they are done. All of these have the Draino bottle in the front of the shot with the cap off.
I am feeding these to my roommates . . . . just don't tell them I licked the spoon!